Oh man

it’s so darn hot

I feel like a crab

in a boiling pot.

Sweat is pouring

across my face.

My clothes are sticking

right in place.

Goosebumps are spreading

across my skin.

I grab a blanket

Ooo it’s too thin.

I smack my head

and groan in dread

I’ve figured it out

and there is no doubt.

It’s not the heat

I’m sick from my head

to my feet.

There is no retreat.

*aachoo!*

Oh man it’s hot!